1.Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
2.Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
3.No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again...
4.Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
5.You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
6.Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9 Lives" cans.
7.Spends all day in litter box separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
8.Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
Later! Cappy
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