CAT RULES TO LIVE BY

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
CAT RULES TO LIVE BY
Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Life is hard, then you nap.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.

Later Cappy