FREE KITTENS

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE
KITTENS" next to them.

Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from
the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens" Little Suzy replied. "They're so small, their eyes are not even
open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was
planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there,
and tell everyone about these great kittens.


The next day Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of
kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign, and the big motorcade of black cars
pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo
and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I
just want you to tell all these nice news people what kind of
kittens you're giving away today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "These are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me that they
were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today they have their eyes open."

Cappy